{"id":233,"date":"2009-04-27T23:49:13","date_gmt":"2009-04-28T04:49:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/2.dougkubert.com\/blog\/?p=233"},"modified":"2009-07-25T00:06:47","modified_gmt":"2009-07-25T05:06:47","slug":"pain-teens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/2.dougkubert.com\/blog\/?p=233","title":{"rendered":"Pain Teens"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Death Row Eyes \/ The Smell<\/em> 7&#8243;<br \/>\nSub Pop, 1992<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignright\" style=\"margin: 2px 8px;\" src=\"http:\/\/2.dougkubert.com\/media\/PainTeens-DeathRowEyes.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"202\" \/>There&#8217;s something undeniably appealing about sinister music, especially when it comes to rock, and it doesn&#8217;t get much more sinister than the Pain Teens. Dark, disturbing, and steeped in the hazy, narcotic fog of Houston, Texas, their music has the acid-fried punk psyche of <strong>Chrome<\/strong> plus the weirdo noise experimentation of fellow Texans <strong>The Butthole Surfers<\/strong> tightly wound held together with an industrial-sized, relentlessly bombastic rhythm section. Those elements alone make the Pain Teens a fairly interesting band, but the real power of their sound comes from singer Bliss Blood, who&#8217;s disarming, female vocals prevent them from being just another off-putting band of testosterone-laden misanthropes. In fact, without her voice and the perfectly assembled layers of pounding noise, riffs, and tape loops, it&#8217;d be hard for anyone but the dimmest of sickwads to subject themselves to their tales from the darkest side of humanity. Just dig the seductive qualities of the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.savagepencil.com\/\">Savage Pencil<\/a> portrait of Ted Bundy on the cover of this Sub Pop Singles Club 45, or their twisted take on John Barry&#8217;s &#8220;You Only Live Twice&#8221; from Trance Records&#8217; <em>Love &amp; Napalm<\/em> compilation and you&#8217;ll see what I mean.<\/p>\n<p><strong>DOWNLOAD:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/2.dougkubert.com\/media\/PainTeens-DeathRowEyes.mp3\">Pain Teens &#8211; &#8220;Death Row Eyes&#8221;<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/2.dougkubert.com\/media\/PainTeens-TheSmell.mp3\">Pain Teens &#8211; &#8220;The Smell&#8221;<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/2.dougkubert.com\/media\/PainTeens-Ituri.mp3\">Pain Teens &#8211; &#8220;Ituri&#8221;<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/2.dougkubert.com\/media\/PainTeens-YouOnlyLiveTwice.mp3\">Pain Teens &#8211; &#8220;You Only Live Twice&#8221;<\/a><br \/>\n<em>from <\/em>Love &amp; Napalm<em> compilation<\/em><\/p>\n<p><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Death Row Eyes \/ The Smell 7&#8243; Sub Pop, 1992 There&#8217;s something undeniably appealing about sinister music, especially when it comes to rock, and it doesn&#8217;t get much more sinister than the Pain Teens. Dark, disturbing, and steeped in the hazy, narcotic fog of Houston, Texas, their music has the acid-fried punk psyche of Chrome [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6],"tags":[36,23,35,37,25],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/2.dougkubert.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/233"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/2.dougkubert.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/2.dougkubert.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/2.dougkubert.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/2.dougkubert.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=233"}],"version-history":[{"count":29,"href":"http:\/\/2.dougkubert.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/233\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":497,"href":"http:\/\/2.dougkubert.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/233\/revisions\/497"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/2.dougkubert.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=233"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/2.dougkubert.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=233"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/2.dougkubert.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=233"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}